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Empedocles
I did it in a fit of melancholy.
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Menippus
Not you. Vanity, pride, folly; these were what burnt you up, slippers and all; and serve you right. All that ingenuity was thrown away, too: your death was detected.—
Aeacus
where is Socrates?
He is generally talking nonsense with Nestor and Palamedes.
Menippus
But I should like to see him, if he is anywhere about.
Aeacus
You see the bald one?
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Menippus
They are all bald; that is a distinction without a difference,
Aeacus
The snub-nosed one.
Menippus
There again: they are all snub-nosed.
Socrates
Do you want me, Menippus?
Menippus
The very man I am looking for.
Socrates
How goes it in Athens?
Menippus
There are a great many young men there professing philosophy; and to judge from their dress and their walk, they should be perfect in it.
Socrates
I have seen many such.
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Menippus
For that matter, I suppose you saw Aristippus arrive, reeking with scent; and Plato, the polished flatterer from Sicilian courts?
Socrates
And what do they think about me in Athens?
Menippus
Ah, you are fortunate in that respect. You pass for a most remarkable man, omniscient in fact. And all the time— if the truth must out—you know absolutely nothing.
Socrates
I told them that myself: but they would have it that that was my irony.
Menippus
And who are your friends?
Socrates
Charmides; Phaedrus; the son of Clinias.