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Θεῶν Διάλογοι

Θεῶν Διάλογοι Lucian of Samosata

14–15

Aphrodite
She is fair, as might be expected from the swan, soft as down (she was hatched from an egg, you know), and such a lithe, graceful figure; and only think, she is so much admired, that there was a war because Theseus ran away with her; and she was a mere child then. And when she grew up, the very first men in Greece were suitors for her hand, and she was given to Menelaus, who is descended from Pelops.—Now, if you like, she shall be your wife.
Paris
What, when she is married already?
Aphrodite
Tut, child, you are a simpleton: I understand these things. 5
Paris
I should like to understand them too,
Aphrodite
You will set out for Greece on a tour of inspection: and when you get to Sparta, Helen will see you; and for the rest—her falling in love, and going back with you—that will be my affair.
Paris
But that is what I cannot believe,—that she will forsake her husband to cross the seas with a stranger, a barbarian.
Aphrodite
Trust me for that. I have two beautiful children, Love and Desire. They shall be your guides. Love will assail her in all his might, and compel her to love you: Desire will encompass you about, and make you desirable and lovely as himself; and I will be there to help. I can get the Graces to come too, and between us we shall prevail.
Paris
How this will end, I know not. All I do know is, that I am in love with Helen already. I see her before me—I sail for Greece—I am in Sparta—I am on my homeward journey, with her at my side! Ah, why is none of it true?

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