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ASCLEPIUS
He does, by Zeus, for I’m your better.
HERACLES
How, you crackbrain? Because Zeus blasted you with his thunderbolt for your impious doings, In resurrecting men from the dead (cf. Pindar, Pythians, 3, 54). According to Lucian, The Dance 45, one of these was Tyndareus, while other authorities (see Apollodorus, 3.10.3) mention Capaneus, Lycurgus, Hippolytus, Hy- menaeus and Glaucus. The version of Diodorus (4.71.1-3) is that Asclepius’ skill so lowered the death-rate that Hades accused him before Zeus of trespassing on his preserves, and Zeus in anger struck him down with the thunderbolt. and you’ve now received immortality because he relented and pitied you?
ASCLEPIUS
You must have forgotten, Heracles, how you too were scorched to death on Oeta, For the suicide of Heracles on Mount Oeta see the Trachiniae of Sophocles. that you taunt me with getting burned.
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HERACLES
That doesn’t mean our lives were the same. I’m the son of Zeus, and performed all those labours cleaning up the world, by overcoming monsters, and punishing men of violence; but you’re just a herb-chopper and quack, useful perhaps among suffering humanity for administering potions, but without one manly deed to show.