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Θεῶν Διάλογοι

Θεῶν Διάλογοι Lucian of Samosata

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Eros
Be under no alarm, mother; I understand lions perfectly by this time. I get on to their backs every now and then, and take hold of their manes, and ride them about; and when I put my hand into their mouths, they only lick it, and let me take it out again. Besides, how is Rhea going to have time to attend to me? She is too busy with Attis. And I see no harm in just pointing out beautiful things to people; they can leave them alone;—it is nothing to do with me. And ‘how would you like it if Ares were not in love with you, or you with him?
Aphrodite
Masterful boy! always the last word! But you will remember this some day.
 
XIII
 
Zeus. Asclepius. Heracles
Zeus
Now, Asclepius and Heracles, stop that quarrelling; you might as well be men; such behaviour is very improper and out of place at the table of the Gods.
Heracles
Is this druggist fellow to have a place above me, Zeus?
Asclepius
Of course I am; I am your better.
Heracles
Why, you numskull? because it was Zeus’s bolt that cracked your skull, for your unholy doings, and now you have been allowed your immortality again out of sheer pity?
Asclepius
You twit me with my fiery end; you seem to have forgotten that you too were burnt to death, on Oeta. 5
Heracles
Was there no difference between your life and mine, then? I am Zeus’s son, and it is well known how I toiled, cleansing the earth, conquering monsters, and chastising men of violence. Whereas you are a root-grubber and a quack; I dare say you have your use for doctoring sick men, but you never did a bold deed in your life.

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