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Νεκρικοὶ Διάλογοι

Νεκρικοὶ Διάλογοι Lucian of Samosata

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Menippus
What do you mean? I must go to Lebadea, swaddle myself up in absurd linen, take a cake in my hand, and crawl through a narrow passage into a cave, before I could tell that you are a dead man, with nothing but knavery to differentiate you from the rest of us? Now, on your seer-ship, what is a Hero? I am sure I don’t know.
Trophonius
He is half God, and half man,
Menippus
So what is neither man (as you imply) nor God, is both at once? Well, at present what has become of your diviner half?
Trophonius
He gives oracles in Boeotia.
Menippus
What you may mean is quite beyond me; the one thing I know for certain is that you are dead—the whole of you. 5
 
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Hermes. Charon
Hermes
Ferryman, what do you say to settling up accounts? It will prevent any unpleasantness later on.
Charon
Very good. It does save trouble to get these things straight.
Hermes
One anchor, to your order, five shillings.
Charon
That is a lot of money.
Hermes
So help me Pluto, it is what I had to pay. One rowlock-strap, fourpence, 5
Charon
Five and four; put that down.
Hermes
Then there was a needle, for mending the sail; tenpence.
Charon
Down with it.
Hermes
Caulking-wax; nails; and cord for the brace. Two shillings the lot.
Charon
They were worth the money. 10
Hermes
That’s all; unless I have forgotten anything. When will you pay it?
Charon
I can’t just now, Hermes; we shall have a war or a plague presently, and then the passengers will come shoaling in, and I shall be able to make a little by jobbing the fares.
Hermes
So for the present I have nothing to do but sit down, and pray for the worst, as my only chance of getting paid?

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