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Cerberus
Ah, Menippus, you were the exception; you are a credit to the breed, and so was Diogenes before you. You two came in without any compulsion or pushing, of your own free will, with a laugh for yourselves and a curse for the rest.
Charon
Your fare, you rascal.
Menippus
Bawl away, Charon, if it gives you any pleasure.
Charon
I brought you across: give me my fare.
Menippus
I can’t, if I haven’t got it.
Charon
And who is so poor that he has not got a penny?
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Menippus
I for one; I don’t know who else.
Charon
Pay: or, by Pluto, I'll strangle you.
Menippus
And Pll crack your skull with this stick.
Charon
So you are to come all that way for nothing?
Menippus
Let Hermes pay for me: he put me on board.
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Hermes
I dare say! A fine time I shall have of it, if I am to pay for the shades.
Charon
I’m not going to let you off.
Menippus
You can haul up your ship and wait, for all I care. If I have not got the money, I can’t pay you, can I?
Charon
You knew you ought to bring it?
Menippus
I knew that: but I hadn’t got it. What would you have? I ought not to have died, I suppose?
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Charon
So you are to have the distinction of being the only passenger that ever crossed gratis?
Menippus
Oh, come now: gratis! I took an oar, and I baled; and I didn’t cry, which is more than can be said for any of the others.