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Polystratus
Well, you know, he deserved the inheritance much better than they did; he was a barbarian and a rascal; but by this time he has the best of society at his beck. So he inherited; and now he is one of the aristocracy; his smooth chin and his foreign accent are no bars to his being called nobler than Codrus, handsomer than Nireus, wiser than Odysseus.
Simylus
Well, I don’t mind; let him be Emperor of Greece, if he likes, so long as he keeps the property away from that other crew.
Charon. Hermes. Menippus and other Shades
Charon
I'll tell you how things stand. Our craft, as you see, is small, and leaky, and three-parts rotten; a single lurch, and she will capsize without more ado. And here are all you passengers, each with his luggage. If you come on board like that, I am afraid you may have cause to repent it; especially those who have not learnt to swim.
Hermes
Then how are we to make a trip of it?
Charon
I'll tell you. They must leave all this nonsense behind them on shore, and come aboard in their skins. As it is, there will be no room to spare. And in future, Hermes, mind you admit no one till he has cleared himself of encumbrances, as I say. Stand by the gangway, and keep an eye on them, and make them strip before you let them pass.
Hermes
Very good. Well, Number One, who are you?
Menippus
Menippus. Here are my wallet and staff; overboard with them. I had the sense not to bring my cloak.
Hermes
Pass on, Menippus; you’re a good fellow; you shall have the seat of honour, up by the pilot, where you can see every one.—