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Platonists
Philosophy, Diogenes will speak for us. But mind, friend, you are not to represent yourself alone, but think of us all. If we have any private differences of doctrine, do not go into that; never mind now which of us is right, but keep your indignation for Philosophy’s wrongs and the names he has called her. Leave alone the principles we differ about, and maintain what is common to us al, Now mark, you stand for us all; on you our whole fame depends; shall it come out majestic, or in the semblance he has given it?
Diogenes
Never fear; nothing shall be omitted; I speak for all. Philosophy may be softened by his words—she was ever gentle and forgiving—she may be minded to acquit him; but the fault shall not be mine; I will show him that our staves are more than ornaments.
Philosophy
Nay, take not that way; words, not bludgeons; ’tis better so. But no delay now; your time-allowance has begun; and the court is all attention.
Lucian
Philosophy, let the rest take their seats and vote with you, leaving Diogenes as sole accuser.
Philosophy
Have you no fears of their condemning you?
Lucian
None whatever; I wish to increase my majority, that is all.
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Philosophy
I commend your spirit. Gentlemen, take your seats. Now, Diogenes.
