Book 6
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But the meaning which is now given to the name parasite is one which Carystius of Pergamus, in his treatise on the Didascali$e, says was first invented by Alexis, forgetting that Epicharmus, in his Hope or Plutus, has introduced one in a drinking party, where he says— But here another stands at this man's feet, * * * * * * Seeking for food which shall not cost him anything, And he will drink up an entire cask, As if it were a cupfull. And he introduces the parasite himself, making the following speech to some one who questioned him— I sup with any one who likes, if he Has only got the good sense to invite me; And with each man who makes a marriage feast, Whether I'm asked or not, there I am witty; There I make others laugh, and there I praise The host, who gives the feast. And if by chance Any one dares to say a word against him, I arm myself for contest, and o'erwhelm him. Then eating much and drinking plentifully, I leave the house. No link-boy doth attend me; But I do pick my way with stumbling steps, Both dark and desolate; and if sometimes I do the watchmen meet, I swear to them By all the gods that I have done no wrong; But still they set on me. At last, well beaten, I reach my home, and go to sleep on the ground, And for a while forget my blows and bruises, While the strong wine retains its sway and lulls me.
